I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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