I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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