Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Randomize
