She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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