Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
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