Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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