im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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