can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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