Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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