It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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