You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Randomize
