Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
