Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
This is classic penis vs brain.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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