she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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