i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
So much Jack, so little girl.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
