coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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