12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
The police scanner is talking about you again....
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
