Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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