Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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