If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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