I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Dicks are not precious.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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