Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
