I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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