Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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