god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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