Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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