Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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