i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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