Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
he quoted the bible to break up with me
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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