Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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