This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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