i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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