Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
We need to get me chipped asap
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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