This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
