You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Can I color on your dick again?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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