i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
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