It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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