Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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