I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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