And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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