im gay
i know
yea but for you.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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