So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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