It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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