It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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