Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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