glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
