I love black thongs
time to smoke my breakfast
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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