And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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