singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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