doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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