I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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